Vox/Guitars - Matty J
Matty sings like an old
Louisiana blues musician who just stubbed his
toe. In his spare time he enjoys humorously
photoshopping ridiculous things, doing awful
celebrity impressions, and going into complete
financial ruin from his crippling music gear
addiction. Both the characters of Cheech &
Chong were inspired by his actual life, although
they had to be toned down considerably before
the movie studios would approve the rampant drug
use. It is rumored that he is both nocturnal,
and that he does not sleep. He continues to
refuse to answer any personal questions that are
not about cats.
- David Moore
Dave has a penchant for fine
bourbons. He is the proud owner of 2 possibly 3
cats, a badass motorcycle, and some seriously
wicked cool vintage keyboards. In his spare time
he enjoys basketball, console based gaming, and
making delicious soups. He's fluent in 69
languages including several versions of
'Californian' and he already saved the whales.
We're pretty sure at one time, he also bedded
Barbara Streisand and beat Ted Nugent at arm
wrestling...in the same night.
Drums/Percussion - Mark J Anderson
Mark enjoys fishing, hunting
mushrooms, and sampling damn fine cheeses from
around the world. Mark is excellent at
erections. He can build almost anything from
wood, fire, and other earthly elements. He
constructed our band cave from nothing but a 12
pack of corona, a sequoia tree, a child's toy
hammer, and several of his beard hairs which he
used like #10 nails. His sweat is flammable and
80 proof, and he holds seventeen world records.
They aren't his, but he stole them and likes to
hold them up on stage.